If you want something good to help get you up the Mountain, try these, they really work.
Hiking/Power Bar Recipe
Gather together all the following ingredients;
1 cup of water
1 cup of brown sugar
4 large eggs
2 cups of mixed dried fruit
1 teaspoon of baking soda
1/4 cup of lemon juice
1 cup of mixed nuts
1 cup of whole wheat flour
1 cup of whole milk
1/2 lb. of real butter
1 large bottle of strong wiskey
First, sample the wiskey to check its quality. Then take a large bowl to mix your ingredients, and check the wiskey one more just to make sure its of the highest quality. Pour one level cup of the whisky and drink. Repeat. Now turn on the mixer, beat up butter in large fluffy bowl. Add sugar and beat again. Make sure the whisky is still ok. Cry another tup. Turn off mixer. Break 2 legs and add to the bowl and chuck in the dried fruit. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaters, pry it loose with a drewscriver. Now sample the whisky for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something. Who cares? Check the whisky once more. Now sift the lemon juice and nuts. Add one table. Spoon. Of sugar or something. Whatever you can find. Grease the oven. Trun the cake tin to 350 degrees. Don't forget the turner off. Throw the bowl out the window. Check the whisky again. Now go to bed. Who wants to hike that stupid mountain in the winter anyway.
