A little bird with a yellow bill
came and perched upon my sill
I coaxed it in with bits of bread
and then I smashed its ****ing head!
OR
(with a brooklyn accent):
dirty little bird, sittin' on the curb
chirpin' and burpin' and eatin' dirty earthworms
What does any of this post have to do with Mt. Whitney? About as much as much of the other stuff on here lately. Happy Holidays!